Dear Banana Pudding Ice Cream,
I had the best time with you this weekend! You are so soft and sweet. No one will ever be as delicious as you. It was just you and me, and a spoon. I glowed with satisfaction after our time together.
But baby, I think we need to see other people. You just aren't what I'm looking for. Please, don't be upset! I wont be seeing any other flavors of ice cream either. You are the only flavor for me.
You are perfect just as you are. You should never change a thing! But darling, I wear our love for each other on my hips.
It isn't you, it's me. I'm moving on from your sugary sweetness. I may dream of you, yearn for your touch again... But I am moving on for good! My hips will no longer bear the evidence of your taste.
We will see each other sometime I am sure. On rare occasions and only for brief quickies, just the smallest dab of you in a midnight rendezvous! But now I must be strong.
Just know that I will always love you.
Love,
Katie
8 Skinny Talkers:
Katie!
Just poppin' in from SITS! I admire you so much!! You are so witty and funny, and I hope that you reach your goals! Way to go girl!! :)
P.S. I'm totally following you cuz you are hilarious!
After I read you comment I had to come see your picture - your's looks better!
Love the letter, lol!
*drool*
AAAHHH! I wish I had not seen this pic tonight before bed! lol
So funny! This is almost exactly what I wrote on my other blog a month ago:
http://ceilingflickers.blogspot.com/2009/07/were-breaking-up-letter.html
I guess great minds think alike :D
You've got a great blog!
"Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest"
aww that was a really witty post, it made me smile-and it's something a lot of us can relate to haha:)
btw the design of your blog is beautiful!
xo xo
sooo funny i'm dying! hahah i seriously love it, mine is usually a letter to my poor, worn out debit card, though.
This is about the funniest thing I have ever read. Found your blog from 3FC. Good luck on your diet !!
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